[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for hurting you" (I wouldn't have to scream at them if they WOULD JUST STOP!!!!)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (oH HELL YES)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Is a tractor cart a moving vehicle? >.>
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (Far too many times)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.
TOTAL: 6
[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (Well I had to NOW >.>
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (All the freakin time!!!)
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 4
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still dont get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (And sometimes purposefully >.>
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (Luckily this only happened like once....or twice...I don't pay attention >.>
[x] You have caught yourself drooling (In church more often than not, no less...)
TOTAL: 4
[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (Definately IN Math)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (......)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (Usually a family member)
[x] You are often told to use your inside voice.
TOTAL: 5
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didnt realize it.
[x] Youve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 5
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you dont.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when youre confused. (Not sure if this is true or not, but I wouldn't be surprised >.>
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When youre lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (The freaky monster with a bird's beak and no arms and the tilted face are what I've drawn off of it so far....)
[ ] The word um is used frequently.
[x] You dont know what um means (Never use it but not quite sure what its for or means I guess)
[x] You say what and huh a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 7
GRAND TOTAL: 31
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally ill.
I am 124 % Mentally Ill.
.....O.<
I was curious to do this because I read
And Holy Crap! A New Journal!
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